i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
Pokémon religious beliefs and creation stories
This is really cool
It’s hard to act angry when you’re stomping up a spiral staircase.
i am an australian and i can confirm this is how we get rid of computer viruses
brb drowning myself in the toilet
I once had a customer ask me how many pieces come in a six piece mozzarella stick. Then another ask me what kind of cheese comes in the mozzarella sticks.
a customer once asked me to void his transaction and then got angry at me when I cancelled his order.
I work in Poundland where “Everything’s £1” (that’s literally our slogan) and I had a lady pretty much scream at me for charging her £1 for a can of drink (even though I explained the item was 3 for 1)